Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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