That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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