I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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