roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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