the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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