Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
did i walk over a car last night?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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