It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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