I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Reggie can tackle my bush.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
