At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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