That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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