At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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