i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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