well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
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