and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
im holly from the hills drunk
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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