Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
