if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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