I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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