Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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