What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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