My brain says no but my pants say off.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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