where am i from again
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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