"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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