My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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