in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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