Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Text me some of your sweat
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