Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
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