Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
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