How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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