After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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