If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I am mentally ready for anal.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Randomize