I want to stick my p in your. b.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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