That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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