I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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