After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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