I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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