I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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