Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
Randomize
