am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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