well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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