there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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