she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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