Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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