The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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