At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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