shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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