Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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