We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
