so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
sex in a hospital.. check
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
