I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
It's never too late to be topless.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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