frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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