So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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