Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
she looked like the before picture.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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